Submission: Sopor Slime Pie

From the web comic Homestuck - MS Paint Adventures  

Photo by TZ

This is a submission from Geeky Chef reader and Homestuck fan Reneva, though per the comments the original recipe was created by TZ. I gotta be honest with you guys, I know nothing about Homestuck other than it involves a lot of cute little demon looking guys and it has a very avid and loving fanbase. That alone means there must be something to it. From what I can gather on the internet, consuming Sapor Slime has a sedative effect on "trolls" and is often baked in pies, thus today's recipe. There you go, folks, that's the end of my detailed and meticulous explanation. You can find out more here. The following is a recipe created by TZ with edits and notes from Reneva. Visit TZ's blog for more details on how to get the perfect crust!

Ingredients:

For the pie shell: 

1 1/4 cups flour

1/2 tsp salt

1/2 cup shortening

 3 Tbsp water


For the filling:

1 package lime jello (6 oz.)

1 package lime jello (2.75 oz.)

1 package lemon pudding (3.4 oz.)

2 cups water

2 cups Moon Mist Faygo (or Sprite, 7-Up, Sierra Mist, whichever you have or can get)

4 Tbsp cornstarch -1/4 cup powdered sugar

1/4 cup whipped cream (or Cool Whip or whatever)

Food colouring as desired


Directions: 

Bring the water to a boil in a large saucepan, then turn off the heat and dump in the big package of lime jello mix and use a whisk to stir it until everything is blended. Stir in the wicked elixir (Faygo/Sprite/Etc). Stir in the pudding mix. Stir in the cornstarch, the powdered sugar, the whipped cream, and then the small jello package. Whisk everything around so it's blended smoothly and there aren't any lumps. Add food colouring as desired.** Pour as much slime as you can into the cooled pie shells. Just make sure you can carry them to your thermal hull(Fridge) without spilling. Refrigerate your miracles for a couple hours or so until the slime sets.

 **I used 15 drops of yellow and 3 drops of green. It probably wasn't too necessary, so put in however much you think will make it look fabulous. Like in the picture. :)