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Tooter Fish Popkin

From the The Dark Tower series by Stephen King    

We can take the simple things for granted sometimes, like a plain old tunafish sandwich. There are places where there aren't any tuna sandwiches, you know... Like Midworld. When Roland of Gilead bought one of these on his trip into our world, Roland thought it might be one of the best things he's ever tasted... even if he couldn't say the word "tuna" and didn't know what a sandwich was, other than it was similar to a popkin. Anyway, make your favorite gunslinger's favorite sandwich, and keep in mind it makes two sandwiches (enough to share with your ka-tet!). And, as always, remember the face of your father.


Ingredients

1 6oz. Can of Tuna

1/4 cup mayonnaise (or to taste)

1/2 celery stick, cut into very small cubes

1 Green Onion Stalk, chopped

2 tbs. sweet relish

1 tsp. dill

4 pieces of wheat bread, lightly toasted

cracked pepper


Directions
Open and drain the can of tuna and place it into a small mixing bowl. Chop up the celery and add it to the bowl. Add the mayonnaise, relish and dill. Mix thoroughly. Put the tuna mixture on the bread (makes two sandwiches) and add cracked pepper.

*idea and recipe from TheReeder
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  1. If you forget the face of your father, it won't be a true Tooter Fish Popkin.

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  2. Just to clarify, Eddie didn't bring it back. Roland ordered it and brought it through all while Eddie was asleep. Also, all "popkins" are fully cooked, bread and all. I know, who gives a turkey. Just trying to help :)

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  4. This sandwich recipe is truly wonderful and will surely make a great snack or light meal! Aside from being delicious, it is also healthy, so everyone will surely love this. Thanks for sharing.

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  5. Filet of creepy crawly do this

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  6. I love the terms used in the dark tower books, I just finished reading the whole series and I find myself thinking in those terms, won't use them aloud, my ka-tet wouldn't get it

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  7. Wasn't the popkin made with a leaf used as a tortilla?

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    1. Those were gunslinger burritos

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  8. Gunna make my gunslinger a tooter fish popkin when he gets hungry later <3 HEHE he'll get it. Joshua that was freakin hilarious!

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  9. Sometimes I wonder if the blind man can taste what his feet can see.

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  10. Franchesca The LandscaperNovember 30, 2013 at 3:59 AM

    ^^Quite the wacky situation!

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  11. Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
    To seize everything you ever wanted. one moment
    Would you capture it or just let it slip?
    Yo

    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
    There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
    But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
    The whole crowd goes so loud
    He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
    He's choking how, everybody's joking now
    The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah!
    Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
    Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
    He's so mad, but he won't give up that
    Easy, no
    He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
    It don't matter, he's dope
    He knows that but he's broke
    He's so stagnant, he knows
    When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
    Back to the lab again, yo
    This whole rhapsody
    He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

    [Hook:]
    You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
    You own it, you better never let it go
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
    You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
    You own it, you better never let it go
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
    (You better)

    The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
    This world is mine for the taking
    Make me king, as we move toward a new world order
    A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem
    It only grows harder, homie grows hotter
    He blows. It's all over. These hoes is all on him
    Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter
    Lonely roads, God only knows
    He's grown farther from home, he's no father
    He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
    But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
    His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product
    They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
    He nose dove and sold nada
    So the soap opera is told and unfolds
    I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on
    Da da dum da dum da da

    [Hook]

    No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
    Tear this motherfucking roof off like two dogs caged
    I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
    I've been chewed up and spat out and booed off stage
    But I kept rhyming and stepped right into the next cypher
    Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper
    All the pain inside amplified by the fact
    That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
    And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
    Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
    And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
    And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder
    Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
    Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
    Baby mama drama's screaming on and
    Too much for me to wanna
    Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
    Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
    I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot
    Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not
    Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
    I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
    So here I go it's my shot.
    Feet, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got

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  12. I wrote a song about how much i love this shit:

    We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain
    We jumped never asking why
    We kissed, I fell under your spell.
    A love no one could deny

    Don't you ever say I just walked away
    I will always want you
    I can't live a lie, running for my life
    I will always want you

    I came in like a wrecking ball
    I never hit so hard in love
    All I wanted was to break your walls
    All you ever did was wreck me
    Yeah, you, you wreck me

    I put you high up in the sky
    And now, you're not coming down
    It slowly turned, you let me burn
    And now, we're ashes on the ground

    Don't you ever say I just walked away
    I will always want you
    I can't live a lie, running for my life
    I will always want you

    I came in like a wrecking ball
    I never hit so hard in love
    All I wanted was to break your walls
    All you ever did was wreck me

    I came in like a wrecking ball
    Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung
    Left me crashing in a blazing fall
    All you ever did was wreck me
    Yeah, you, you wreck me

    I never meant to start a war
    I just wanted you to let me in
    And instead of using force
    I guess I should've let you win
    I never meant to start a war
    I just wanted you to let me in
    I guess I should've let you win

    Don't you ever say I just walked away
    I will always want you

    I came in like a wrecking ball
    I never hit so hard in love
    All I wanted was to break your walls
    All you ever did was wreck me

    I came in like a wrecking ball
    Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung
    Left me crashing in a blazing fall
    All you ever did was wreck me
    Yeah, you, you wreck me
    Yeah, you, you wreck me

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  13. Id put a ring on it

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  14. Yuri GlibnoshkovskiNovember 30, 2013 at 4:42 AM

    nuqneH! qaleghqa'neS!

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  15. dafuq did I just read

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  16. i liek eggs hehehehgugugughehgue.. yyYYYESSSSS!!

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  17. My name's not actually Jake...

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    1. May the Force be With JewMarch 1, 2015 at 5:22 PM

      Wow, you are a liar!

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  18. dafuq did I just readMay 21, 2015 at 10:57 PM

    JakeSauce420

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  19. WHAT DID I ACTUALLY JUST READ HAHA lol xD!

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