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Tooter Fish Popkin

From the The Dark Tower series by Stephen King    

We can take the simple things for granted sometimes, like a plain old tunafish sandwich. There are places where there aren't any tuna sandwiches, you know... Like Midworld. When Roland of Gilead bought one of these on his trip into our world, Roland thought it might be one of the best things he's ever tasted... even if he couldn't say the word "tuna" and didn't know what a sandwich was, other than it was similar to a popkin. Anyway, make your favorite gunslinger's favorite sandwich, and keep in mind it makes two sandwiches (enough to share with your ka-tet!). And, as always, remember the face of your father.


Ingredients

1 6oz. Can of Tuna

1/4 cup mayonnaise (or to taste)

1/2 celery stick, cut into very small cubes

1 Green Onion Stalk, chopped

2 tbs. sweet relish

1 tsp. dill

4 pieces of wheat bread, lightly toasted

cracked pepper


Directions
Open and drain the can of tuna and place it into a small mixing bowl. Chop up the celery and add it to the bowl. Add the mayonnaise, relish and dill. Mix thoroughly. Put the tuna mixture on the bread (makes two sandwiches) and add cracked pepper.

*idea and recipe from TheReeder
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  1. If you forget the face of your father, it won't be a true Tooter Fish Popkin.

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  2. Just to clarify, Eddie didn't bring it back. Roland ordered it and brought it through all while Eddie was asleep. Also, all "popkins" are fully cooked, bread and all. I know, who gives a turkey. Just trying to help :)

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  3. I LOVE POOP POPKINS

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  4. This sandwich recipe is truly wonderful and will surely make a great snack or light meal! Aside from being delicious, it is also healthy, so everyone will surely love this. Thanks for sharing.

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  5. Filet of creepy crawly do this

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  6. I love the terms used in the dark tower books, I just finished reading the whole series and I find myself thinking in those terms, won't use them aloud, my ka-tet wouldn't get it

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  7. Wasn't the popkin made with a leaf used as a tortilla?

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    1. Those were gunslinger burritos

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  8. Gunna make my gunslinger a tooter fish popkin when he gets hungry later <3 HEHE he'll get it. Joshua that was freakin hilarious!

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  9. Replies
    1. i bet you eat them

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    2. I bet he does, fag boy gay ass tits

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    3. Run run Rudoplh, get outta town.

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    4. Yeah big butt lick suck tit sipper

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    5. Do you even toot fish?

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    6. To be the best, you have to beat the best.
      -Einstein(I think :D)

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    7. MyAssCheecksHurtALittleBitNovember 30, 2013 at 3:46 AM

      English wasnt invented yet you ass shit idiot boy

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  10. Toots are my jam.
    If you know what I'm say

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  11. Ron The Gay Shit Bon BonNovember 30, 2013 at 3:44 AM

    http://tinyurl.com/95wd7a9 <----- Great Alaskan Chili Dog recipe

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  12. Smell my ass wut witty woot

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    1. let it snow, let it snow, let it go lo dodo.

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    2. what's it to ya?

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  13. Titty Titty Wittle KittyNovember 30, 2013 at 3:49 AM

    deck the halls with semen amirite?

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    1. where do you get off. srsly, wtf bro.

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    2. Thats gross SHIT geeze ASS TIT lol gay fag as if so basic good tit shit

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    3. yo, licker, why you gotta be like dat man?

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    4. Eat hot shit from my ass

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    5. NiceGuy1 You're not very nice :/

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  14. Hey Soccermom, i get off to soccer moms

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    1. i have a larj weenerNovember 30, 2013 at 3:53 AM

      WHOA me too small world amirite SHIT

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  15. I just got off the horn with corporate, and I basically told them where they can stick their budget cuts.

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  16. Tell them that their wives wreak of tooter fish popkin

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  17. Sometimes I wonder if the blind man can taste what his feet can see.

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  18. you stupid fucker, blind people can't see.

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    1. stop being so trucking raceist asahat mcgee shit nipple licker

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  19. Shit Joshua, im getting attacked, No time for questions, tell the misses that i said thaguakyefgvukfbuiw efjhwgfbedag rg

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    1. Well the weather outside was blightful, however the stove ran off of natural gas; the cleaner choice for gas-powered stoves.

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    2. Can I pound that TEXAS POON WHILE you GONE? BRO?

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  20. Franchesca The LandscaperNovember 30, 2013 at 3:59 AM

    ^^Quite the wacky situation!

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  21. I'll Toot in your PopkinNovember 30, 2013 at 4:04 AM

    Okay so i followed all the steps but i ended up with my dick in the rectum of my hamster. Help??

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  22. We can take the simple things for granted sometimes, like a plain old tunafish sandwich. There are places where there aren't any tuna sandwiches, you know... Like Midworld. When Roland of Gilead bought one of these on his trip into our world, Roland thought it might be one of the best things he's ever tasted... even if he couldn't say the word "tuna" and didn't know what a sandwich was, other than it was similar to a popkin. Anyway, make your favorite gunslinger's favorite sandwich, and keep in mind it makes two sandwiches (enough to share with your ka-tet!). And, as always, remember the face of your father. - See more at: http://www.geekychef.com/2009/01/tooter-fish-popkin.html?showComment=1385812841148#c3973671118649999327November 30, 2013 at 4:04 AM

    We can take the simple things for granted sometimes, like a plain old tunafish sandwich. There are places where there aren't any tuna sandwiches, you know... Like Midworld. When Roland of Gilead bought one of these on his trip into our world, Roland thought it might be one of the best things he's ever tasted... even if he couldn't say the word "tuna" and didn't know what a sandwich was, other than it was similar to a popkin. Anyway, make your favorite gunslinger's favorite sandwich, and keep in mind it makes two sandwiches (enough to share with your ka-tet!). And, as always, remember the face of your father.
    - See more at: http://www.geekychef.com/2009/01/tooter-fish-popkin.html?showComment=1385812841148#c3973671118649999327

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  23. I made this. It sucked

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  25. Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
    To seize everything you ever wanted. one moment
    Would you capture it or just let it slip?
    Yo

    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
    There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
    But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
    The whole crowd goes so loud
    He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
    He's choking how, everybody's joking now
    The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah!
    Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
    Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
    He's so mad, but he won't give up that
    Easy, no
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    It don't matter, he's dope
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    This whole rhapsody
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    [Hook:]
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    You own it, you better never let it go
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
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    This world is mine for the taking
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    It only grows harder, homie grows hotter
    He blows. It's all over. These hoes is all on him
    Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter
    Lonely roads, God only knows
    He's grown farther from home, he's no father
    He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
    But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
    His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product
    They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
    He nose dove and sold nada
    So the soap opera is told and unfolds
    I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on
    Da da dum da dum da da

    [Hook]

    No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
    Tear this motherfucking roof off like two dogs caged
    I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
    I've been chewed up and spat out and booed off stage
    But I kept rhyming and stepped right into the next cypher
    Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper
    All the pain inside amplified by the fact
    That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
    And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
    Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
    And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
    And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder
    Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
    Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
    Baby mama drama's screaming on and
    Too much for me to wanna
    Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
    Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
    I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot
    Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not
    Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
    I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
    So here I go it's my shot.
    Feet, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got

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  26. I wrote a song about how much i love this shit:

    We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain
    We jumped never asking why
    We kissed, I fell under your spell.
    A love no one could deny

    Don't you ever say I just walked away
    I will always want you
    I can't live a lie, running for my life
    I will always want you

    I came in like a wrecking ball
    I never hit so hard in love
    All I wanted was to break your walls
    All you ever did was wreck me
    Yeah, you, you wreck me

    I put you high up in the sky
    And now, you're not coming down
    It slowly turned, you let me burn
    And now, we're ashes on the ground

    Don't you ever say I just walked away
    I will always want you
    I can't live a lie, running for my life
    I will always want you

    I came in like a wrecking ball
    I never hit so hard in love
    All I wanted was to break your walls
    All you ever did was wreck me

    I came in like a wrecking ball
    Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung
    Left me crashing in a blazing fall
    All you ever did was wreck me
    Yeah, you, you wreck me

    I never meant to start a war
    I just wanted you to let me in
    And instead of using force
    I guess I should've let you win
    I never meant to start a war
    I just wanted you to let me in
    I guess I should've let you win

    Don't you ever say I just walked away
    I will always want you

    I came in like a wrecking ball
    I never hit so hard in love
    All I wanted was to break your walls
    All you ever did was wreck me

    I came in like a wrecking ball
    Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung
    Left me crashing in a blazing fall
    All you ever did was wreck me
    Yeah, you, you wreck me
    Yeah, you, you wreck me

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  27. Id put a ring on it

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  28. This is a pretty good sandwhich

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    Replies
    1. MIKE, I'm comin for yu homie

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    2. um cn you specify which mike please.... you shit ass

      Delete
  29. Left Twix Factory Head HonchoNovember 30, 2013 at 4:18 AM

    FUck snickers man, just got laid off because of those sloppy bastards. This page really saved me. I was contemplating ways to end IT, when I found this obscure page, and decided i'd make this stupid sandwich. It fucking sucked. The bread got soggy almost immediately, and the tuna stanks immensely. I tried to get away from it by throwing it away, but it just made the trash can smell. I couldn't stab myself while i was smellin that shit. I had to get rid of it, so I took it outside to throw at the neighbor's window, when a new Bugatti ran me over and broke every bone in my body which literally hurt.
    I woke up in the hospital the next day to a wonderful pair of tits hanging over my broken face. I made an involuntary sexual advance and she had no problem with it, so we did it right there in the hospital bed. We are now happily divorced. Thank you.
    - Glen

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    1. Right Twix Factory Head HonchoNovember 30, 2013 at 4:20 AM

      You think we give a shit about your shit

      Delete
    2. Left Twix Factory Head HonchoNovember 30, 2013 at 4:20 AM

      Just thought this might be a good time to mention that the nurse that I fucked was your wife.

      Delete
    3. ayo stop it bitches

      Delete
    4. Right Twix Factory Head HonchoNovember 30, 2013 at 4:24 AM

      Just thought this might be a good time to mention that i came in your last batch of chocolate shit. XTRA creemy muddafukas

      Delete
    5. Left Twix Factory Head HonchoNovember 30, 2013 at 4:25 AM

      Just thought this might be a good time to mention that left twix and right twix factory just did a batch rotation.

      Delete
  30. Replies
    1. The Amazing Human CalenderNovember 30, 2013 at 4:23 AM

      Saturday

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    2. Hey, buddy, you just blow in from Stupid Town?

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    3. JOSHUA where ARE you

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    4. WHO TF YOU THINK YOU ARE

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    5. Joshua did you tel the misses that i dsbfhafke OH SHI- rgehtewrhwrwtr wrhwr FUUUUU-

      Delete
    6. I already been in, out, and all throughout dat sausage wallet bro.

      Delete
    7. ITS KEEENNNEEETTT!!!!!!!

      Delete
  31. Have any comments or suggestions? Suggestions are welcome and appreciated. I am just one geek, I cannot cover the whole spectrum of geeky-ness all by myself! - See more at: http://www.geekychef.com/2009/01/tooter-fish-popkin.html?showComment=1385814279393#c8467643456067314784

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  32. Yuri GlibnoshkovskiNovember 30, 2013 at 4:42 AM

    nuqneH! qaleghqa'neS!

    ReplyDelete
  33. dafuq did I just read

    ReplyDelete
  34. May the Force be With JewJanuary 3, 2014 at 2:34 AM

    Happy new year evryone!

    ReplyDelete
  35. Ah shit nigga das racist

    ReplyDelete

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